My Old Man

(Sing along to the tune of "This Old Man", come on kids...it's fun~!!!!)

This old man, he played one
He don't like me playing the drum
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give the man a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played two
He put thumptacks in my shoes
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give the man a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played three
He likes me to bow down to his knees
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give the man a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played four
He liked to "BANG BANG" on my door
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give the man a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played five
He likes to scold me while he's still alive
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give the man a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played six
He used to beat me with a stick (a cane, that is)
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give the man a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played seven
I'll celebrate the day he's in heaven
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give the man a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played eight
He tried to throw me out of the gate
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give the man a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played nine
One of these days i'll break his spine
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give the man a bone
This old man came rolling home

This old man, he played ten
We start to quarrel once again
With a knick-knack paddywhack, JUST GIVE THE MAN A FUCKING BONE~!!
THIS OLD MAN BETTER DON'T COME HOME~!! DAMN IT~!!

Don't know why people likes to harm or hurt their love ones. I hate my father and that's the truth (sorry sis...). They think they are the kings of the house. But actually they are cowards on the inside. Damn MCPs...

P.S. The song was edited to suit the mood for the day and possible comical effects, and the incidents mentioned above was real up to the knowledge of the owner of this blog, no matter how hards he tries to denied it. No animals or any individuals was harmed for making this song possible.